Is there (most) of a dead chipmunk on my deck?
It must be said that my tiny little sort-of-deck is on the second floor, with no overhanging trees. I suppose it could have a made a suicidal leap from the roof, but I wouldn’t have quite expected half of it completely disintegrate. Running theory is some bird of prey grabbed it, had a snack, and dumped the remainder.
Either that or someone is trying to hex me. Anybody know a curse involving most of a chipmunk? (Inflicting a high squeaky voice perhaps? ;^) )